True Love

" I'm not even sure if he's cute, I'm just in love with the back of his head."

Outcast

"She's so typical. She fits into the same model as her wanna be outcast friends..."

X-mas.

"Thanks, for this."
"No problem. You know, I'm kinda like Santa Claus."

PMS

"Gah, I know I'm P.M.S.ing when I start to cry at the end of Modern Family!"

The little boys room.

"Dan's taking a shower. He's in there for like 27 minutes, I'm ready to bang down the door. I gotta go to the bathroom so bad I'ma 'bout ready to take a crap in the kitchen sink!"

6.six.6.

"So today on the train today, when we stop this guy pushes passed me, in a big rush to get out first, only to, OF COURSE, walk with a mad slow swagger right in front of me. What the fuck is that about?"

Dude

Girl: " Pshh look at that dude, only has one headlight. What a douche."
Guy: " That's a motorcycle..."

C and D

"If you are leaving these pieces of paper in the Visual Arts Library, please cease and desist. It is considered litter."

Real Life

"So after the movie I couldn't sleep. I was so scared. You know it's not like a guy breaking in, its like paranormal stuff that could really happen..."

Communication

Today's realization:
If you have a thick Russian accent and you order an Egg Salad sandwich
the workers may think what you said was "baked salmon" sandwich.
And biting into a baked salmon sandwich is a total shock when you're expecting egg salad.

Im lovin it

"God, I love Popeye's. Even if i do get the runs right after."

World in which we're living

"If they're so broke why doesn't he tell his Asian to go paint some finger nails?"

Flight

Guy: "Hey.... do pigeons fly?"
Girl: "Is that a serious question? Yes."

Wellies.

"Ahh 'we' call them wellies, and... they've always been the 'in thing to do'..."
(A girl's response to a guy saying rain boots are the "in thing" to do now.)

What a nauseating response.

WHATS THE DEAL

Every day I'm going to post one or two blog entries on ridiculous things I think and/ or hear. Sometimes I'll accompany the post with a fabulous photo taken from my extremely low tech cell phone. Enjoy everyone! Maybe you'll even see something you said on here!